I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.
sleep with me so i can put my freezing feet on you and probably take all of the covers and use you as a pillow
do you ever just get so zoned into your music that you forget that you’re staring at someone’s dick or that you’re walking in a crowded hallway or that life is real
who picked this stock photo.
i love how we all just know
All these “cuddle and play video games” date ideas are weak. We’re playing mario kart double dash, cuddling is a distraction. Im here to win
I guarantee its been too long since you last watched this video
you can tell by the way i use my walk im a womans man no time to talk